[ If he knew he was ruining a little kid's day (and Christmas!) with this, he probably would feel a little bad about it. Maybe even think twice and get the kid something decent. As it is, he thinks he is the most hilarious person ever, and that this proves as much. ]
[ He stuffs it in the mailbox quickly and runs off. ]
[ Again, another long stare. He's not so good at thinking on his feat, okay? His face strains even more, now looking to be in pain. ]
Uh. I'm just--I'm the mailman! The Christmas mailman! Like Santa, except I totally didn't get you whatever that gift is that you're holding. And I'm not fat. [ It's a good thing he's dealing with someone nearly 10 years younger than him. His lies might stand a chance. ]
[Sees nothing wrong here, none. Have a somewhat excited smile.] Then, you can help me mail my own gift to someone? I just figured out I didn't know where his house is and the sword's all ready!
[Braving the dangers of small dogs and tiny children everywhere. Riku runs into the house and emerges with an ill-wrapped present and marching up beside Mr.Mailman expectantly.]
[Promptly stuffs one into his mouth while nobody's looking (resulting in a fine chipmunkly expression), then tilts his head to see if there's a tag maybe?]
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Date: 2012-12-18 05:51 am (UTC)[ He stuffs it in the mailbox quickly and runs off. ]
a-am I doing this right?
Date: 2012-12-18 05:32 pm (UTC)except for the double-post! teehee :D
Date: 2012-12-19 03:20 am (UTC)He peeks his head over the bush and hisses at the kid. ]
Hey! That's not for you. It's for Riku.
Whoops, mustve refreshed the post page. @@
Date: 2012-12-20 04:13 am (UTC)My name's Riku. Is this from you?
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Date: 2012-12-20 04:38 am (UTC)Damn. [ Oh, wait. That might have sounded a little suspicious. Also, cursing in front of kids: no-no. ] I mean, no! Not from me!
Nice faise. xD
Date: 2012-12-20 05:11 am (UTC)Then how'd you know it was for me? [Head tilt.]
he needs more idiot!icons methinks. i enjoy them too much.
Date: 2012-12-21 03:41 am (UTC)Uh. I'm just--I'm the mailman! The Christmas mailman! Like Santa, except I totally didn't get you whatever that gift is that you're holding. And I'm not fat. [ It's a good thing he's dealing with someone nearly 10 years younger than him. His lies might stand a chance. ]
more is more! sorry RL is really chewing me out atm. @@ family for holidays
Date: 2012-12-24 07:45 am (UTC)same here! it's all good
Date: 2012-12-27 01:48 am (UTC)Uh. Okay?
Re: same here! it's all good
Date: 2012-12-27 06:45 am (UTC)Let's go!
Presents
Date: 2012-12-26 01:20 pm (UTC)Best Older Sis Ever.
Date: 2012-12-27 06:46 am (UTC)She enjoys keeping them happy.
Date: 2012-12-27 12:25 pm (UTC)